BEWARE!!

Beach users were disturbed by sightings of a hippo last wed. After a nice tan and a dip in the sea, they were rudely interupted by a hippo. A picture has now been detained by the NY times to investigate the situation. Lifeguards have also been told to keep watch for this hippo on the loose.

The Hippo is known to be a big eater and sleeper, occasionally transforming into her second form (Whale) to have a swim. She is known to change back into her first form (Hippo) when she gets tired (and lazy). When her transformation takes place though, a great amount of water is repeled out of the pool, due to the change in density of her form, which causes something close to a tsumani.

If you have any information, or if you see this hippo, please call the NY Times right away.

NY TIMES ANNOUNCEMENTS

- Training resumes again on the 1st of july for the year 1s.

- Sentosa, for everone else, will be on the 5th of july. (Everyone to be present)

-NY Times Editor-